1. PUBLIC OFFICIALS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WRONGDOING.

2. SOCIAL NETWORKING FAD ENDS: EVERYONE BACK DOWN TO FIVE FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE.

3. OPRAH ADMITS MOST PEOPLE’S STORIES ‘NOT THAT INTERESTING.’

4. AMERICAN ECONOMY STRONGEST IN THE WORLD.

5. SOMALI PIRATES GIVE BACK TITANIC AFTER FAILING TO CUT THROUGH A SINGLE RIVET FOR 100 YEARS— ICEBERG HOAX LEAKS TO PRESS.

6. SCIENTISTS PLAY DOWN WARMING OF BLOGOSPHERE.

7. WHEELCHAIR CLAMPERS STRIKE OVER REPETITIVE STRAIN INJURIES.

8. NICK CLEGG SPEAKS DUTCH TO HIS SPANISH WIFE, RUSSIAN TO HIS GERMAN SPIN DOCTOR AND INDONESIAN TO HIS YORKSHIRE CONSTITUENTS.

9. BBC TO AXE ‘SMELL-O-VISION’  FOR DUTCH VIEWERS — NOSTRILS OFFENDED BY BRITISH CUISINE.

10. MAYANS PREDICT END OF MAYAN PREDICTIONS BY 2012.

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